kingshovelbug:

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

my boyfriend gets really high and falls asleep and i start playing silent hill ambient music to send him to The Dimension

he doesnt remember but he wakes up and is like babe i had the WEIRDEST dream and im like uhuh. i bet

@kingshovelbug can you tell this random internet stranger you love when i preform experiments on you actually

please help. its so dark in here

ladylingua:

people are fighting over tipping culture in america on twitter and so many europeans are trying to explain why stiffing your server is praxis, actually

and it reminded me of the time I was working outside the 9/11 memorial and a european tourist came up to yell in my face at like 8am that we should all be ashamed of ourselves for charging admission to a museum of a national tragedy and when I said we depended on the money to stay open he screamed some more in my face about what a shameful disgusting government I had that wouldn’t subsidize the museum as though I personally set it up that way, and I had to eventually respond “sir, I haven’t been able to afford to see a doctor in 10 years you think I like this system???” and he just stomped away still yelling me I was a shameful person for this, the ticketing system I had no say in and also thought was outrageously expensive

anyways, just want to throw out there that if your only means of protesting an unjust system is to shit on the victims of that system then you’re not a moral crusader you’re just an asshole dressing up your assholery, pretending your cruelty is for a greater good. Tip 20% (or more!) when you eat out in america, it’s really that simple.

calpicoboys:

mmak:

weahboo:

Yesterday, I was helping my friends sell art in the park, when a couple of girls came up to us and asked (immediately regretting it) “is this the transfem picnic?……..” to which we got to respond “no this is the transmasc yard sale.” We then proceeded to have 15-20+ beautiful women swarm our stand of 4 creatures. Life is beautiful.

catmask:

and finally, i think its okay sometimes to pause and think. oh im being a little ridiculous about this. im being a little bit silly right now. and be bashful about it and then walk away. that is fine. and healthier than the alternative, of refusing to change or back down even when you realize you have made a mistake.

and, there is nothing more powerful than an apology you both mean from your heart, and carry with you in your pocket.

chaotic-lizard:

nyancrimew:

desktop-assistant:

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paying $6 to open my commissions brb

You could pay 6 dollars to open someone else’s commissions.

kushblazer666:

kushblazer666:

crying laughing at how this guy on twitter spelled quagmire

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

the irl version of being stuck in the timeloop is also going to work

muppethole-deactivated20240312:

“he’s so pathetic that it gives me hope” is like the funniest way to interpret denji